crystalann...P.O. Box 497...Gibsonia...PA...15044...crystalanncrystalaura@rawfoods.com

Crystalann is an actress/singer/model and student. She starred in MEAT FOR SATAN'S ICEBOX (a Troma film) as "Cindy Cavatelli." Her other credits are many and varied including numerous radio and television voice overs, more B-movie roles, and also, she plays "Hailey" on the fourth season of the web comedy series SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED. Crystalann also sings in the Pittsburgh rock band SOCIETY OF SOUND.

Friday, October 27, 2006

The Look

Me Being a Sweet Girl.........


.........for a little while at least.........

For My Cousin's Wedding.....


This wedding was unique in that it's one of the few where the bridesmaids were not forced to wear ugly dresses!


Yeah for sexy dresses!!!

Sometimes a Bridesmaid.........


alas, not quite yet the bride.........

Friday, August 11, 2006

Rules? What Rules?


I didn't bring a bathing suit but I really wanted to get into that jacuzzi. So...while fully clothed, I walked into the water. Good times. Good times.

I don't know how I didn't get kicked out.

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Relaxing



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Relaxing between photo sets.

What IS That???


Could it be a candy bar?

Could it be a cat turd?



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Mmmmmmmmm.........

Being Naughty...


It's amazing the things that I got away with at the hotel.

Photos by Strange Stuff.




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My Clothes Are SO Clean

After having shot many real and good photos, we decided to go a little crazy and run around the hotel like idiots. Ok, so I was really the only idiot there...he was just taking pictures of me.

I had a GREAT time at the shoot. I think you can tell by looking at me.

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Ah, the Amenities

In the Elevator

Feeling the Burn

What? No cups?

Working Out in the Nice Hotel Exercise Room

Help. I'm drowning.

Dripping Dry is the THING to Do

Drying Off

I'm a Flexible Goofball

"Hard Night in Paris"

I Love This Head Piece

Yeah, I'm Dangerous.

Girl With a Gun


Photo by Strange Stuff.


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Monday, July 17, 2006

Still Shot From I, THE KILLER By Kiss of Death Productions.

Photo Credits and Explanations

The following 11 photographs were taken by Jeff Stoll. We were filming a teaser clip for Something to be Desired in the South Hills of Pittsburgh. Lloyd Kaufman was wonderful for charming us with his graces on film. To view this video clip AND VOTE please go here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud0xTcyAHKY


I thank you many times in advance!!!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

This is on the Set of SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED. Lloyd Kaufman is Appearing in this Episode! Thanks Lloyd! We Love You! We Love Troma!

Justin is the Writer/Director/Cameraman for SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED

It's My Job To Look Like a Slut...I Swear!!!

Super Tromette Labia Shows Off Her Sexy Muscles

Lloyd is Promoting His Book THE TOXIC AVENGER

Lloyd and I share the script while Labia has a giggle

Lloyd Kaufman is Studying the Script. To View The Show, Go To SOMETHINGTOBEDESIRED.COM

I'm Groping Lloyd...It Was My Job...For the Day...

Lloyd Kaufman of Troma, Crystalann and Super Tromette "Labia" on the set of SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED

Lloyd Kaufman is on the set of SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED

For More Exciting Pics - Go to TROMA.COM

Tromette Labia, Mike Watt, Amy Lynn Best, David Silvio, Diana Silvio, Jason English, Crystalann and Lloyd Kaufman at the Borders Book Signing

Monday, July 10, 2006

Contact Information

crystalann
P.O. Box 497
Gibsonia, PA 15044


email:

crystalanncrystalaura@rawfoods.com


If your request is legit then I will forward you my phone number.
Thanks for your interest.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

crystalann on the cover of BEAUTY 'N THA BEATZ



I'm on the cover (and the back cover...and the actual CD!) for Blackwell's "BEAUTY 'N THA BEATZ." It's a break beats CD for rappers and DJ's (mostly) but you can pick it up even if you aren't a rapper or a DJ ; )

crystalann wearing a "Borderline" tee. Borderline is from Sweden and they're TROMA fans!!!

"Bastards of Horror" Charlie and Tim w/ Amara O'Donnell and crystalann

Tonerwoods Grey Matter from "BETTER LUCK YESTERDAY" Character is "joe"

Joe, crystalann, David Silvio and Mike after a Shoot for "I, THE KILLER"

Lloyd Kaufman and crystalann in the movie "I, THE KILLER" by Kiss of Death Productions

Poster from "The Horror Convention Massacre" from Old School Sinema. I'm on the Far Right.

I Got Shot In the Chest!!! (For the movie "Better Luck Yesterday")

The Cast of "Something to be Desired" and Lloyd Kaufman and Others. Guess Where I Am...

Lloyd Kaufman, a Couple of Guys, Tiff and crystalann at Cinema Wasteland

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Scene for "I, the Killer" with Lloyd Kaufman of Troma!!!

Santa's Helper is Tying Her Shoe